| Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public. - Vilhjalmur Stefansson, 1964 |
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| ...that I gripe about religion. It'll be short and to the point, I promise. I'll even italicise it so it looks more important and eye-catching! I am not inclined to believe that the same God who spoke the words "Thou shalt have NO OTHER GOD before ME" suddenly decided that the only path to Him was through a man, and indeed we should worship a man. If both the New and Old Testaments are true, Jesus of Nazareth cannot have been the Messiah. Or did God change His mind after the Old Testament?
Or is He, in fact, fallible? I'm sick of Christianity. Am I wrong to hate a religion based on blasphemy against God? |
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ANNA. (Scared.) This Evening.
(Pause)
LARRY. Did you come?
ANNA. Why are you doing this?
LARRY. Because I want to know.
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ANNA. (Softly) Yes...I came.
LARRY. How many times?
ANNA. Twice.
LARRY. How?
ANNA. First he went down on me and then we fucked.
(Beat.)
LARRY. Who was where?
ANNA. (Tough) I was on top and then he fucked me from behind.
LARRY. And that's when you came the second time?
ANNA. Why is the sex so important?
LARRY. BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING CAVEMAN.
Did you touch yourself while he fucked you?
ANNA. Yes.
LARRY. You wank for him?
ANNA. Sometimes.
LARRY. And he does?
ANNA. We do everything that people who have sex do. LARRY. You enjoy sucking him off? ANNA. Yes. LARRY. You like his cock? ANNA. I love it. LARRY. You like him coming on your face?
ANNA. Yes. LARRY. What does it taste like?
ANNA. It tastes like you but sweeter. LARRY. THAT'S the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty.
Now fuck off and die. You fucked-up slag. - Closer, by Patrick Marber
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